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	I came up with this brilliant idea to defeat Sparta. They gave me ships and men and put me in charge. Unfortunately I got a little drunk the night before we were due to sail to Sicily and my friends and I wrecked all the 'Hermes' statues that we could find in the city. Next day we set sail ... do you know what, they sent a ship after me ... ME the General.
They arrested me and were trying to take me back to stand trial in Athens for my bit of vandalism. No-way!! I jumped overboard with Hermes and swam to freedom. So now I am here in Sparta. They were sure glad to see me... especially when I told them the Athenian battle plan. I think I arranged a nice little massacre there.