| If your computer's
playing up - it could be a virus! The Jason Kidd virus
Your computer just keeps dishing out stuff.
The Charles Berkley
virus
It throws you out of windows.
The Jason Williams virus
This virus makes your computer look better than it really
is.
The Vince Carter virus
Your computer just jams.
The Dikembe Mutombo
virus
This powerful virus blocks your access to the net.
The Tracy McGrady virus
This one is hard to detect, as it seems to change every
day.
The Allen Iverson virus
This virus just disrupts everything on your computer.
The Larry Bird virus
This virus is OK as it doesn't actually work anymore.
The Latrell Sprewell
virus
This one chokes up your whole system.
The Boston Celtics virus
This virus is actually not too bad as it's not as
effective as it used to be.
The Mark Cuban virus
We don't know how you fix this one - just got to keep
throwing money at the problem.
The Bison Dele virus
If you get this virus you have to change all your
filenames.
The Penny Hardaway virus
This is a strange one, you get one virus followed by a
replica smaller virus.
The Shaquille O'Neal
virus
Gives you free net access but is unreliable though.
The Tim Hardaway virus
This one's not really a virus, more of a bug.
The Shawn Bradley virus
A big virus but largely ineffective.
The Patrick Ewing virus
Your computer just breaks down every so often.
The Karl Malone virus
Keeps filling your inbox with mail.
The Muggsy Bogues virus
No matter how hard you try, you can't access the net.
The Dennis Rodman virus
Your computer pretends to go down but is actually OK.
The Bill Wennington
virus
This virus just sits on your computer waiting to do
something.
The Gheorghe Muresan
virus
This virus just slows everything right down on your
computer.
The Scottie Pippen virus
This virus only works in tandem with another more
powerful virus.
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