Dennis The Menace In Scots Away! Part 1

We're waiting for postie to arrive! Eh? Here's your mail, Dennis. SNARL! He'll do anything to avoid coming past Gnasher and Gnipper. Don't be shy, postie. In you come! Our postie is a WELL-BALANCED chap! Was that the postie Dennis? Tsk! I wish postie would put the mail in our letter box, or at least give it to one of the family! Bah! Bill… bill…  complaints about Dennis… bill… bill about Gnasher and Gnipper… bill… bill… that one looks a bit more intersting! A TARTAN envelope-with a curious smell of haggis and heather. Oh, the scent of bonny, blooming heather! Wow! Airmail! Eek! Its an invite to spend a few days in castle Drookit, high in the Heilands-wherever that is! We'll get rid of Dennis for a while! Celebrate! The invite says THE WHOLE FAMILY! Oh! Lets pack! That's an odd suitcase! And why, pray tell, is it squirming…? AHA! Er-just in case there's a shortage of softies, up in Scotland! Now behave, menaces! No chance1 Goodness! Is the train leaving so soon? No-I'm just warning folk that the menaces have arrived! Flee! Two adults, one menace and two hairy hounds to Auchenshoogle station, please. Oh, get on with it! Hurry, or the train will leave without us! They must be on a ROUND trip! They'll have to go in the guard's van for the trip.  Er-okey. See you both in Scotland, dogs. YOU'RE going in, as well! Keeps all THREE of you out of trouble! We can look forward to a quiet, pleasant trip, now. Go on dog! YAHOO! Free! No, you don't, menaces! Get back in there! Give him the sack! Warlp! Let's go menace! Yeah! Panic! Odd. This explains it! How did THEY get out? Haw! Haw! A bit busy in first class. Dennis! EEE-NUFF, boy and hounds! You know, this was a good idea of Dennis's-we should have used it in the first place! This is where we get off. Can I take your luggage, sir? Do NOT handle with care! Some of their own medicine! The menaces-bagged! Now we're here, we'll have no nonsense…… Eh? Don't tell me-you're Uncle Hamish? Och, aye ! That I am! What's that on the front of your skirt, missus? It's mah KILT… … And my hairy haggis SPORRAN! Could be fun up here! Just a wee step up glen foostie. Tae castle Drookit. This way! Gasp! It's miles! Och not that far. Welcome tae mah humble hame. C'mon in and get settled.  Humble home? Some place1 What's this, uncle?

To Be Continued