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CHAPTER NINETEEN
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the last, in which Admiral Kusaki himself helps
Wrungel out of an awkward situation
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We spent two days in the Yukon, resting ourselves and giving
our animals a chance to restore their strength. Our hospitable hosts said
we were free to do what we liked provided we did not leave the hotel.
To see that we did not go AWOL, they posted two plainclothesmen by our
door. On the third day we harnessed our animals and went on our way. We
shot through the Yukon in a couple of hours, reached the Bering Strait
and set course for Chukotka. The going was good as far as St. Lawrence
Island, but there we ran into a stretch of broken ice and got stuck before
a wide crack. We pitched camp on ice, waiting for the ice-fields
to drift together again. We had no special reason to hurry, as we had
a large stock of pemmican, fish and frozen hazel-grouse.
And then there was the milk from the cow. In short, there was no danger
of starvation, but we did suffer from cold. There was no firewood, and
we sat huddled together for warmth, shivering. Fooks was more afflicted
than the rest of us: his moustache and whiskers were a mass of icicles,
and he kept whining and complaining. Lom was not much better off.
I saw something had to be done to warm up the crew. I sat
there recalling various kinds of fuel. Firewood, coal, kerosene - we had
no chance of getting hold of those. Then I remembered a conjurer in a
circus who brought water to a boil by just looking at it fixedly.
Why not try it? After all I had an iron will and probably
a magnetic gaze too. I fixed my eyes on a block of ice. Nothing happened.
It did not even melt. It became clear to me that what I had seen in that
circus was merely a trick, a hocus-pocus. Let me think, what does it remind
me of?
Hocus, pocus, focus... Eureka! As soon as I thought of focus a brilliant
idea was born in my mind.
I snatched an axe and began to shape the block of ice into
a lens.
"Come on, lads!" I told my crew. "Let's set up this here
gadget,"
Lom rose grumbling:
"What's the point of playing with blocks of ice, Captain?
Isn't it cold enough as it is?"
Fooks was resentful too.
"Gadgets! In the Red Sea I was warm in my mere shorts, gadgets
or no gadgets, and here I've put on three pairs and my teeth never stop
rattling. Give me a gadget to keep my jaws in place."
"Stop the chatter!" I shouted. "Listen to my command! Raise
the block of ice! Steady there! Five degrees port! A bit more..."
And what do you think! They raised the huge magnifying glass
I had shaped out of a block of ice, focussed the sun rays on ice underfoot
and in a matter of seconds the pencil of rays started boring a hole in
the ice, with steam bursting out with a whistle.
We focussed the rays on our tea-kettle and it came to a boil
in no time, even the lid was blown off it. In this way we had got the
better of the cold. Now life became quite bearable. We fed the wolf on
pemmican and the cow on hay, and all the five of us were quite comfortable.
Before long the icefloes drifted together again.
Then we harnessed our pacers and started on the last lap
of our journey, making straight for Petropavlovsk-on-Kamchatka.
Upon arrival we presented ourselves to the local authorities.
I must tell you that they gave us a really smashing welcome. It appeared
they had all been following our trip by newspaper reports, and had been
quite worried the last few days, when our tracks had become lost in the
Arctic. They could not do enough for us, feeding us fit to burst, showing
us about, the local residents vying for the honour to see us as guests
in their homes. We unshod the cow and gave it to the local animal farm,
and as for the wolf, we made a gift of it to the kids for their school
menagerie... In other words, life was just great.
Then spring came, the ice broke up and we began to pine for
the sea. Every morning we went to the seashore to hunt seals, to fish
or just to gaze at the ocean.
One day, as the three of us were strolling down the seashore, Fooks decided
to climb a hill. Suddenly I heard him yelling in a terrible voice:
"Look, Captain, there she is, the Rage! Aw-aw-aw! There she is!"
He yelled like mad and I decided something must have frightened him out
of his senses. Lom and I ran to his help, and when we emerged, panting,
on top of the hill, we saw-what do you think? - the Rage bearing down on
us under full canvas.
We hurried back into town. People were pouring out of the
houses and making for the harbour. They let us through all right, but
I caught quite a few doubtful looks.
I did not understand anything. How could it be? The Rage
had sunk before my very eyes. Moreover, there was a notation to this effect
in the log - that was a document after all, not just an eye-witness story.
Fooks was there too, he could confirm it all. And now it looked as though
I had deserted my boat in a moment of danger.
"We'll see," I told myself. "We'll find out what it's all
about when she comes nearer."
Well, when she did, things, far from clearing, became puzzling
in the extreme. For at the helm stood another Lom, while another Fooks
was on the ropes. And by the mast stood another Wrungel giving commands.
"Impossible," I said to myself. "It cannot be. Is that really
I?" I looked. Yes, none other. Then perhaps this person on the embankment
was not I? I felt my stomach - it was certainly mine.
"What the hell is happening?" I wondered. "A case of split
personality? Or am I dreaming?"
"Lom," I said, "pinch me, please."
I could see Lom was dumbfounded too.
But he did pinch me all the same, and so hard that I gave
a yelp.
This drew everybody's attention to us. A circle formed round
Lom, Fooks and me.
"Perhaps you will be so kind as to explain the situation,,
Captain?"
Meanwhile the Rage was putting in in the best style. Here
they hanged out the fenders, tossed the sandbag end and lay alongside.
My double saluted and made a bow.
"Allow me to introduce myself," he said. "Captain Wrungel
and crew. In conclusion of my global cruise I have brought my yacht to
the port of Petropavlovsk-on-Kamchatka..."
The public on the embankment cheered, while I just stood
there gaping.
Let me tell you that I am not a believer in the supernatural,
but I was now wondering whether I was seeing ghosts. And cheeky ghosts
too.
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What was more, my position was stupid in the extreme. If
that was Wrungel, who was I? A fraud, an impostor? "Steady there!" I commanded
to myself, "Let's see what happens next."
The three of them came ashore. I tried to elbow my way through
towards them, but the throng was very thick. However, I could hear somebody
telling the second Wrungel that there was another man in Petropavlovsk
who claimed he was Wrungel.
"Nonsense!" he blurted out. "There cannot be any Wrungel
here - I had sunk his boat in the Pacific!"
Then everything became clear to me. So it was my old friend
Admiral Hamura Kusaki doubling for me.
I pushed my way over with my crew, came up to him and said:
"Greetings, Admiral! How was the trip?"
He stood aghast. Meanwhile Lom came up to his double, swung
his fist and gave him a mighty cuff.
The other Lom toppled down and we all saw stilts sticking
out of his trouser legs.
This added courage to Fooks, who fell on Fooks number two,
snatched at his beard and tore it off.
Well, those two had clear distinguishing characteristics,
one his height, and the other his beard. But how was I to unmask my double?
While I was racking my brains, he solved my problem himself.
Seeing his fraud had been exposed, he snatched out his dirk, took it in
both hands and in the twinkling of an eye ripped open his belly. Harakiri,
a Samurai's honourable exit. I closed my eyes shut. Whatever you say,
young man, but my nerves are not up to such spectacles.
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There I stood, my eyes screwed shut, when suddenly I heard
the people around starting to giggle and then breaking into loud guffaws.
I opened my eyes and was again nonplussed. The sky was clear, the sun
was shining, and yet there was snow whirling in the air.
But then I noticed that my double had grown noticeably thinner.
He stood there very much alive, and feathers were tumbling out of his
open belly and were caught up by the breeze.
They took the dirk away from him and courteously escorted
him to prison. And his crew with him. The three of us found ourselves
surrounded by a cheering crowd. When the delight of the onlookers subsided,
we went to have a look at the yacht.
Of course it was not my Rage, but it looked very much like
it. I might even have confused it with the original Rage, had I not known
every crack in its planking.
Well, the boat was registered at the port properly, and the
next day the long-awaited steamer arrived from Vladivostok.
We said goodbye all round, and Fooks and I left Petropavlovsk.
As you see, I am still hale and hearty. Fooks has mended his ways and
now plays scoundrels in films. His appearance is just right for such roles.
As for Lom, he remained in Petropavlovsk and assumed command
of the yacht.
I had several letters from him. He wrote that he was pleased
with the yacht. It was hot a patch on the original Rage of course, but
good enough. That's how it is.
Well, young man, you've had the story. Asking me whether
I went out to sea! Sure I went out to sea, my dear sir. I sailed the oceans
far and wide. My memory has been failing of late, or I could tell you
a thing or two.
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