Chris goes arty - complete with headings in very pretentious script. Some of these are finished and I intend to set this page up like the CONSTRUCTION page so you can download them. In fact I'm considering abandoning the album (read digital gramophone) idea altogether and just downloading new pieces as I compose them. Also, if  anyone knows of any proper ftp space I can store them on I'd be glad to hear from them (the cats wouldn't have to have internet accounts then).

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Actually plumbing but you wouldn't believe some of the weird noises our plug holes make. No. No.
I work from home so I get these people all the time and the drive me round the bend. No, I don't want double glazing, or a mobile phone, or cavity wall insulation, or double glazing, or insurance, or double glazing, or telephone services, or - listen we've got double glazing - yes the whole house - yes - no yes... No. No.
People who make sample based music tend to have rooms full of samples that are all really wonderful and must be used somehow. This leads to pieces that have loads of different ideas in them - not properly joined together.

I tend to the opposite extreme and take one short guitar sample (unusually for me off a sample CD - but a free one!) and try and get as much as I can out of it. A very ambient sort of a piece. Finished but needs some nasty noise removing.

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Live football. Eat football. Breathe football. - Get a life you sad b*****d! Finished - a piece of music of two halves. No. No.
Starts with the anticipation of opening the first bottle - progresses to the wild - anything could happen - stage at the end of the evening and finishes with the hangover. No. No.
Another hatchet job on the classics. This time with a slightly unsteady feel reflecting the slag term these two gentlemen have become associated with. Looks like a few booze references creeping into this album! Finished. No. No.
It must be said most biker's tastes in music range somewhere between rock and blues and the have some pretty scathing things to say about my stuff.

Never mind - I say - I've wanted to do an electronic biking piece for a long while - to capture the feel of the open road in pure sound - to create a "Born to be Wild" for the new millennium.

And my Harley has very loud pipes!.

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Style snobs pour scorn on good ol' flat pack furniture but I think it's wonderful. I always feel that I've, partly, made it myself. For a start it's holding up the computer I'm typing this into.

The piece will be a celebration of flat pack furniture. At the moment I think it'll based around the sort of cheery tune I whistle while looking for the bit I've lost.

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