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How do -Her jokes work?
Take the first one: whopper with cheese
Now say it like this: "WhoppER with cheese"

So whenever anyone says one of these, you say "I dont even know her!"

letter carrier
Caesar salad
usermeet
Caesar dressing
rubber innertube
rubber ducky
elevator shaft
your honor
leave me alone
tutor
toster oven
toster pastries
toster biscuits
soup or salad
baker
carrier pigeon
climber
dresser
loser
accuser
acidifier
acheiver
adjuster
appetizer
appraiser
atomizer
barnstormer
barrier (reef)
belly dancer
bench warmer
big-timer
big dipper
blasphemer
blinder
blinker
bloodsucker
blow drier
body surfer
boiler
border
bouncer
boxer (shorts)
editor
breaststroker
breather
broadcaster
broiler
broker
broncobuster
browser
bullfighter
bumper
Bunsen burner
bushwhacker
butter
cruiser (missile)
cantilever
carpetbagger
caver
spelunker
center
chain smoker
chapter
charger
charter member
checker
choker
choler
chooser
chopper
clipper ship
chowder
claimer
clapper
cleaner
wiper fluid
cleaver
cliffhanger
clincher
comforter
commander
commissioner
conquerer
consigner
consumer
container
controller
cooler
cowcatcher
cowpuncher
creamer
cross-examiner
crusher
cursor
customizer
dampener
damper
dealer
defender (of de car)
dehumidifier
moisturizer
deserter
spoiler
dirtier
dishwasher
disrober
dissolver
dive-bomber
divider
do-it-yourselfer
Doberman pinscher
dockworker
dogcatcher
double-crosser
double-dealer
double-decker
double-header
drainer
strainer
dry cleaner
eggbeater
embalmer
embezzler
embroiderer
employer
emptier
energizer (bunny)
engraver
enlarger
entertainer
examiner
fertilizer
finisher
fire extinguisher
fire fighter
firebomber
firecracker
flicker
flipper
floater
flogger
flying saucer
foam rubber
fogger
folder
follower
footlocker
forecaster
freezer
freshener
frier
frightener
frisker
friskier
gambler
gatecrasher
gatherer
glider
gnawer
go-getter
grasshopper
greater
grinder
gripper
groper
gunfighter
gunner
gunpowder
gusher
gutter
hacker
hairdresser
halter
heater
heckler