(A 30 A.D. mail campaign)
When completing the Roman census
for Religion here's a ruse:
remember Bonkers Jesus,
the one with the really short fuse?
Long hair and sandals - you know -
went mad, drank too much, shagged around.
Yeah him. Well just for a laugh
lets pretend we worship the ground
he staggered and slathered and crawled on.
'Christ-ians' there's a good name.
Let's get all the Romans real pissed off
and be feisty 'uns just for a change.
(Oh, have you seen our scroll of spoof gospels?
It's on show in Cave 23b
in the north wing of Dead Sea Apartments
admission, 'cos we're generous, free).
from:
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Don - "The Postals"
Available for Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and as pre-stoning warm-up act.
by Ian Andrews