I sandpapered a hedgehog:
a guinea pig was mustered.
I sandpapered a trifle
and enjoyed the naked custard.
I sandpapered a mackerel
and this produced an eel.
Then I sandpapered myself
just to see how it would feel ....
.... bright and green and sappy.
It was quite arousing too!
So I sandpapered a Christian -
to find he was a Jew.
Why not? I sanded all the pious
who then turned to hail the sun
but saw, through raw and pinky pain,
the world for the first time - again.
This sanding thing was going to be fun.
by Ian Andrews