Worldling's Christian Poetry

Guest Poets

Here is a selection of poetry sent in by others, either posted on the Bulletin Board or sent directly to me

If you have poetry of your own which you think would sit well on this site, don't hesitate to send it in!


Ian Andrews

Sandpaper - a peek beneath the surface.
Con the Census - a 30 AD mail campaign.
A Missouri Excuse - "Born again - reaching for the porn again".
Blind Drunk Faith - pink elephants

Martin Burn

Father Hill - the owner of The English Atheist website has donated two fine poems about the notorious paedophile priest Father Michael Hill.

Abel Dean

Dwindling Deity - rhyming couplets on the theme of that god-of-the-increasingly-small-gaps, first posted in the forum

AV Fenton

Judgement Day - a highly amusing epic about The Final Reckoning. In four parts.
Old Moses - the patriarch gets it off his chest

Edwin Kagin

Three poems from Kentucky attorney, webmaster, and director of Camp Quest, the USA's only secular humanist summer camp:
Ode to the Butterfly Mind - creation controversy impacts lepidopterous education system.
The Rights of the Unconceived - reductio ad absurdum at its rhyming best.
Conceived Again - why being merely born-again won't do you no good.

Norman Pridmore

The Victory Song of the Creationist - Young Earther satire from the Freethinker columnist.
Defining God - contemplation on the contradictory nature of the Christian's Imaginary Friend.
Paradise Mislaid - brilliant Miltonic epic justifying the Ways of God. A must-read.
My Fellow Christians - a response to a message on Worldling's Bulletin Board.
Waiting for Godrot - "The Bible tells us to be good / In most peculiar ways..."
A Papal Blessing - inspired by Poppa JP2's ongoing beatification-fest.
Rise and Shine - a medititation on the nature of religion in general, and the joys of freethinking.

Barbara Shack

All Things Bad and Horrible - Barbara's take on the classic hymm.
Two short poems about Jesus - and His zany relationship with His Dad/Himself.
Virtuous? Priestly Celibacy? - a proposed solution to the problem of ecclesiastical kiddie-fiddlers.
Hellishness and Divine Justice - two more shorts from Barbara's prolific pen

Derek Smith

Certain Limericks - a vast collection of angelically-inspired limerickal whimsy. Is it just me, or do they have a whiff of Christian about them? Derek isn't saying...

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