The Evangelical Alliance,
Being biblically doctrinaire,
Demand the right to visit violence
Upon the children in their care.
But why, d'you think, do they not fight
For ALL God's laws - and not just some -
And insist they are within their rights
To stone their disobedient sons?*
Their religion may not be legit,
But belief's not something to forbid -
Until they try to practise it
Upon defenseless little kids.
So if you see one when you're out,
And you're near enough to reach them,
Be sure to greet them with a clout
- It's the only way to teach them.
* Deuteronomy 21:18-21