CLASS 1: Apperance: Vapour, mist or other non-manifested haunting.
Symptoms: Strange smells, spectral lights, noises like a sack of spanners falling into a trifel.
Tactics: Straight forward PKE dectection and entrapment.

CLASS 1

CLASS 2: Apperance: Semi-focused, partial phantoms such as animated skulls, mouths hands or poltergeists.
Symptoms: Nasty odours, power, cuts sudden drops in temperature, moving crockery, strange feelings of dread.
Tactics: Spectro-goggles necessary to detect spook. Selective protonic entrapment with on or two proton guns.

CLASS 2

CLASS 3: Apperance: Non-specific past-life repeaters such as fulltorso apparitions, zombies or ghouls.
Symptoms: Overwhelming sense of terror, glowing maninfestations, general foul stenches.
Tactics: trained Proton Gunners only. Usually 2or more needed. Peg for nose.

CLASS 3

CLASS 4: Apperance: Specific past-life repeaters such as ghosts of historical figures or ghosts that communicate and have discernible personalities.
Symptoms: Fully-formed apparitions, cold, clinging fear, spectral voices and unusually horrible reeks.
Tactics: Research required to detect weaknesses. 2 or 3 experienced Proton Gunners. Gas mask optional.

CLASS 4

CLASS 5: Apperance: Focused, non-terminal repeating, full-floating, free-roaming phantasms. Any non-human spook such as slimer.
Symptoms: Paranormal chaos and general Psycho-kinetic disturbance. Ecto-plasmic residue in large quantities. Extremely bad smells
Tactics: Hold your breath and wear "wash 'n' wear" clothing. 3-4 expert Gunners needed to form a 3 or 4 beam ionic cross to lock and trap the spook.

CLASS 5

CLASS 6: Apperance: Majour free-roaming phantasms such as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, or any demonic Servitor of a similar kind.
Symptoms: Majour population centres in jeopardy, tidal waves, drought, suden eclipes of the moon and sun, and unbelievably bad smeels.
Tactics: Be on holiday abroad. Failing that , try crossing the ionic streams and hope the overload causes a total protonic reversal. Not to be attempted by amatures or anyone sane.

CLASS 6

CLASS 7: Apperance: Metaspectres, majour demonic deities such as Gozer, Zuul, Ponquadragor, Quelzalcum etc.
Symptoms: Plague, terror, mass hysteria cats and dogs living together, the end of the world. Alos, nasty smells.
Tactics: Tell yourself "Busting makes me feel good" and try anything!! After that, further tactics include running away or taking up a safer job like taming lions or absailing down The Eiger without a rope.

CLASS 7

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